The Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb One day, Mamma said, "Conrad dear, I must go out and leave you here. But mind now, Conrad, what I say, Don't suck your thumb while I'm away. The great tall tailor always comes To little boys that suck their thumbs. And ere they dream what he's about He takes his great sharp scissors And cuts their thumbs clean off, - and thenYou know, they never grow again."
Mamma had scarcely turn'd her back, The thumb was in, alack! alack!
The door flew open, in he ran, The great, long, red-legged scissorman. Oh! children, see! the tailor's come And caught our little Suck-a-Thumb.
Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go; And Conrad cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh! Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast; That both his thumbs are off at last.Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands, And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;- "Ah!" said Mamma "I knew he'd come To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb."
Doug Lange (Evil Genius from the City, in love with himself) and Mark Scholten
(Tender Hearted Oaf from Bellingham, in love with pizza) come from different ends
of the spectrum. Put them in a room together with a microphone and they share the
same brain. In it's 13th year of existence and 9th on KPUG, THE ZONE has grown
into the show to listen to in Whatcom County for sports, humor and blatant nudity
(gotta have a hook).
Seahawks Hire Pete Carroll Pete Carroll's press conference from Seahawks headquarters
Here's what Whatcom County had to say Monday about the Seahawks hiring Pete Carroll
Seahawks Fire Jim Mora
Here's what Whatcom County had to say about the Seahawk moves Friday in The Zone.
Here's what Seahawks broadcaster Dave Wyman had to say Friday in
The Zone
Zoneheads tune in from 3 – 5:30 pm weekdays for Doug's rants and tales
of woe, Mark's insanely hard trivia, and a myriad of guests, both local and
national, from the world of sports . Other ZONE highlights include the Big
Ole' Dumb Game of the Day, Monday Evening Quarerback, Trivia Tuesday's,
Western Wednesday and Movie Preview Fridays.
Here are some great Zone Hot Links to check out.
Click here to see one amazing Horse shot courtesy of YouTube
KPUG's Dick Stark is honored by the Whatcom County Boys and Girls Club with the
2009 Bill Quehrn Community Service Award. Listen to his speech below
